The Light Fantastic

'what Shall We Do?' Said Twoflower. 'panic?' Said Rincewind Hopefully. He Always Held That Panic Was The Best Means Of Survival. As It Moves Towards A Seemingly Inevitable Collision With A Malevolent Red Star, The Discworld Could Do With A Hero. What It Doesn’t Need Is A Singularly Inept And Cowardly Wizard, Still Recovering From The Trauma Of Falling Off The Edge Of The World, Or A Well-meaning Tourist And His Luggage Which Has A Mind (and Legs) Of Its Own. Which Is A Shame Because That's All There Is...